6th episode: Joke 14 - Salzburg joke

Quelle: PULS 4 (Glomex)

Salzburg Airport. Hitch three pilots together. Namely a Russian pilot, an American pilot and a Salzburg pilot. And of course they exaggerate, that's quite clear. And the American starts and says, “Wow, wow. We have Lockheed C-5 Galaxy. Largest transport aircraft in America. We still have 73 planes in service, wingspan 88 meters. 88 meters. We have so much space in the Lockheed we do Can build a soccer field, people can take away play soccer in the Lockheed. And we fly.” Says the Russian: “We have Antonov. 225 on. Largest transport aircraft in the world. Only have two planes but are so big. 6 engines, have 19 meters height. Wing span is 88 meters, clearance for 640 tons, we can fly. If we have two football pitches, the whole of Moscow can fly with us. So big planes.” The Austrian squats next to him and doesn't say anything. Suddenly the American says, he says: "Well, in Austria there is nothing." "You have no idea. Our planes are so big. I flew recently. I'm only a co-pilot. I'm only a co-pilot. And I'm flying with the pilot with a very experienced flight captain and he says: Hans, I hear something. Then I say: Yes, what do you hear? He says: Hans, squat down in the VW, get in the left wing, get out, come back. i hear something Well, I'll do that. Get in the VW, get out in the wing, see if you drive out there and back again, then you're on the road for a while. Back after 1 1/2 hours. I said I'm sorry there's nothing. He says: That doesn't exist. i hear something I drive out into the right wing, back again after 1 1/2 hours. I say: Excuse me, Mr. Pilot. There's nothing there either. He says: Then drive back to the stern. i hear something Good stern is very far. I get in the Porsche, drive back to the rear. Go back to the boss. I said: Mr. Boss, remarkable. Considerably great compliments to you. Some idiot of our passengers left the toilet window open back there. A Boeing 747 flew in, it's been traveling around the lamp for half an hour and wants to land."