Episode 8: Joke 3 - Nationalities Joke

Quelle: PULS 4 (Glomex)

Two young Turks, somehow make a challenge in Vienna. One says to the other, he says: "I'll bet you Oida that I'll be in Istanbul with the Lamborghini in an hour." The other says: "Never Oida that's ned. You can't drive to Turkey in an hour Oida. That doesn't work." One says, however, insists: "Bet it works. And as proof, I'm calling you from my mum's landline in Istanbul on.” Yes, he drives off, gets into his Lamborghini and roars away. And indeed, an hour later, the other person's cell phone rings. This is the landline number of the mother from Istanbul. In fact he is there too. He says: "Hey Oida, I'm from Istanbul, I did it in an hour, I was there." Says the other: "Ok. Come back and talk to me about it again.” An hour goes by and he isn't there. Half a day passes and it's still not here. Somehow two days go by. So he's already asking himself: That can't be right, he was in Istanbul in an hour, how come he? Yes, after 2 1/2 days he is back. Insanely eaten. And the other says to him: "Yes, where were you Oida. You were in Istanbul in an hour but it took you 2 1/2 days to get back to Vienna. What's going on?" Says he: "This is a typical Italian car. Yes, six gears forward but only one back. Oida that doesn't exist."