6th episode: Joke 17 - favorite joke

Quelle: PULS 4 (Glomex)

A lady is sitting in the plane, a pretty blonde and next to her is a very, very attractively dressed gentleman with a Stresemann and tie, as is usual in the business compartment. And then he says: "Ma'am, are you bored with flying too?" It's not exactly exciting. My one can take a nap." "Are Are you tired?" "No, I'm not tired." "Yes, then play a game." "Yes, if you want, play a game. What do you suggest?" "Yes, we're doing a puzzle." "A puzzle? Yes. What do you suggest?” “Madam, I have a suggestion. So, I'll ask you a question, if you answer it correctly you'll get 100 euros from me and if you answer it wrong, of course you get nothing. And then you can ask me a question and if I don't answer it, you give me 5 euros. All you have to do is give me 5 euros.” “You will laugh. So you will laugh. I have a five with me. So I can take part. Do you have a hundred?” “Yeah. Of course I also have a hundred.” “Yes then. Then let's go. Please. Your first question.” “Perhaps an easy opening question to warm you up. How long is the distance from earth to moon?” “What?” “Earth to moon. The track.” “Up a degree?” “Yeah. Straight up.” “You can't hold a line like that?” “Yes. Line. How long?” “I have no idea. Look there, have 5 euros. No idea. But now it's my turn." "Yes madam. Now it's your turn." "Well, it has a triangular head. It has a rectangular body that is green yellow striped. When it goes up the mountain it has three legs and when it comes down the same four legs.” “Please?” “It has a triangular head. It has a rectangular body. Three legs when going up. Four if it goes down. Is that so difficult?” “It's difficult, yes. I still have that not heard. Did you say triangular head?” “Yes. Triangular head." "Green yellow striped?" "Yes. Green and yellow stripes.” “Three legs when going up and four when going down?” “YES.” “Well, I'm sorry about that. I have no idea.” “Yes, then give me 100 euros.” Well, he gives her 100 euros. He says, "Please." She says, "Thank you. Have a nice flight.” “Well, well,” he said. "Wait, wait. i want to know What kind of creature is that?” “There you have another 5 euros. I do not know that either."