Episode 7: Joke 13 - Children Joke

Quelle: PULS 4 (Glomex)

Little Maxi is coming home. He says, "Dad. Father. Dad it's such a madness dad. At school they drive me crazy. Do you know what we have right now? Foreign words and we have to look it up ourselves with the stupid open learn what they mean." He says: "So what? It won't be that difficult. I my 2nd grade new middle school we'll manage that, right? So what do you have? because?” “Yes, for example. The difference between practical and theoretical.” “So go. So please, that's really not difficult.” “Dad, please explain it to me.” He says: “Just look. Maxi you go over to mom and ask her if she would sleep with the Tom Cruise for 1 million euros. Then come back and tell me what she said.” He goes over and says: “You mom. Mummy. Mom is a stupid question though Dad said would you, would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million euros?" She says: "Excuse me, I mean, I can't be that stupid, can I? 1 million euros you know like the dad who earns so little. He's with the railways, they don't have anything. And 1 million euros that would really help us. So that's what I'll do." When he goes back, he says: "Dad, Mom said she does." He says: "Yes, and now go your sister and ask her for $1 million that Brad Pitt would sleep with.” Well he's going over, same act. She says yes too. He's coming back. He says, "Dad, you won't believe it, but she said yes." He says, "So? Have you learned something now?” “What?” “Now think about it. did you learn something Practically and theoretically?” “Yes dad. If you say it like that, I've learned something, so I hope I nominate correctly. Theoretically we're sitting on 2 million euros and practically we have two buckles at home."