Episode 8: Joke 10 - Played Joke

Quelle: PULS 4 (Glomex)

There is a gentleman at the bar who has unfortunately already had a few drinks, so he is not quite sober anymore. And the bartender serves him quite nicely. Guest: "Excuse me, can I have another beer?" Bartender: "Are you sure you want one more?" Guest: "Yes, I'd like another beer." Bartender: "That's fine with me. Good for sales. Cheers.” Guest: “Thank you. That's great. This is madness. This is so bad, it could have been a lot worse. It could have been a lot worse. Anything could have happened. It's crazy, it's so bad." Bartender: "What's crazy?" Guest: "Yes, what happened is crazy." Bartender: "Yes, what happened?" Guest: "I'm like that a nice friend Toni. And he's coming home a little too early from the business trip. Yes, it's all bad luck. Toni has one. Owl he has a wife. He has a wife who has the shape of a Coca Cola bottle. This is madness. Not a nice one. The Briska. A wonderful beauty. And imagine and to Spezi i have, to Spezi i have Hans. Hans doesn't have himself under control. He's never in control. And Toni comes home and catches Briska red-handed with Hans. This is madness. It's so crazy. Then he pulls the picks out of the box, shoots his wife, shoots Hans and shoots himself. This could have been a lot worse. It could have been a lot worse." Bartender: "Ah sorry. What could be worse than that?" Gast: "Yes, if he comes home a day earlier, I'll get it."