8th episode: Joke 19 - car driver joke

Quelle: PULS 4 (Glomex)

And that's a car driving through town, much too fast. The police are already standing: "Stop, stop, stop, stop." He slows down. He says: "Tell me, are you crazy? They drove at 90 km/h. 90. Through the local area and up ahead there is also a special limitation of 40. You are 50 km/h too fast.” “Jo jo jo.” “Yes, what do you mean yes, yes, yes. Show me your driver's license." "Can't I do that?" "Please what?" "Yes, I can't show you your driver's license." He says: "Why?" "Yeah, because I have to open the glove compartment and there's a pistol inside." "You have a gun in the glove compartment?" He says: "Yeah." He says: "That's crazy. Alright then admit it. But then get out and then open the trunk." He says: "I won't open the trunk under any circumstances." "Why don't you open the trunk?" shot that I mean what do I have a revolver for?" He says: "You shot your wife? wait a minute You stay in the car, hands on the steering wheel.” He is on the phone. If the Cobra calls, a special unit will come immediately. The officer from the Cobra goes. He says: "Mr. local police officer, make a little space." Goes there, he says: "Mr. driver, show me your driver's license." He opens the glove box and shows him his driver's license. Does he say: "You have a driver's license?" He says: "Of course." "And uh, can I have a look in the glove compartment?" Says: "There's nothing in there." He says: "Well. Why what should be inside?” “A gun maybe?” He says: “Pistol. I and a pistol. I'm the most peaceful person ever." "Get out, please." Gets out. "Go back to the trunk. Let's open the trunk." He says: "Of course. trunk. Do you want the breakdown triangle, don't you?" He says: "No, but there might be something inside." He says: "What's supposed to be inside there? The breakdown triangle and my high-visibility vest yes.” He says: “Open it up.” He looks in, empty. He says: "This is crazy. Now I'll tell you what. The local cop called us and said you've got a dead woman in the trunk, you've got a gun in the glove compartment, and you won't even say you have a driver's license. They don't talk." Then he says: "This is crazy. That's a weird bird anyway. Now he may still claim that I drove through the local area when I was 90.”